Sunday, December 13, 2009

I got told if u put viagra in ur eye it effects u quicker? is this true or does it just make u look hard??

I'm not sure about Viagra in the eye, but I once spilled Viagra on my homework and it made all the questions harderI got told if u put viagra in ur eye it effects u quicker? is this true or does it just make u look hard??
get off lol on second thoughts i think you need to explain that to a few people god help us lolI got told if u put viagra in ur eye it effects u quicker? is this true or does it just make u look hard??
Just reading the question gave my eyelids a hardening.


It is said that if you can lick it you can kick it - if you keep yer eyes on the pills no sex will ever get done. She's rolled over and gone to sleep.


If you rub viagra on a clitoris then you might get to wee all night long.


If you get viagra on your collar starch will not be needed when ironing!
what what WHAT!!!!???
Yes, and if the tabs get stuck in your throat.... you'll get a stiff neck! lol
no No NO!!!





It would probably make you go blind. Don't listen to whomever told you to do that.
My mother's friend, was having an affair with a man who asked her to put a drop of Viagra on his eye, and she thought for real, he meant his eyes on his face....she was totally confused and couldn't understand why we were al laughing so much. I think we eventually managed to say , not that eye..





funny
Anything put into or onto the eye will be absorbed into the blood stream more quickly than by other methods. This is because, as you can see there are blood vessels on the surface of the eye. If you swallow something, snort or inhale it the substance has to get through the mucous membreane lining to get to the blood vessels before it is absorbed into the circulation. The mucous membrane lining is there to prevent possibly dangerous substances from being absorbed into the body, so will not easily allow things through it. So it is much faster getting drugs into the body through the blood vessels in the eye. HOWEVER, this could be dangerous. 1) Putting substances in the eye could irritate the eye causing ulceration and disease. It's not as well protected as other parts of the body.


2) Because the absorbtion of the drug, substance is quicker through the eye this could affect the action of the drug/substance. Many drugs that are meant to be swallowed are designed to be broken down by digestive enzymes. What is in some pills is not the drug that will cause a certain affect but a chemical that when swallowed and digested by the stomache or intestines will be broken down into the substance that you want to cause the affect that you want.





Pharmacutical companies do extensive developement of drugs because many drugs will be destroyed or altered by the body, for example, Insuline can only be injected. It can not be used in pill form because the stomach and gut destroys the insuline before it gets into the blood stream.





A pharmacist would be able to give you an answer as to whether viagra can be absorbed through the eye and still work the way it's supposed to.
If you put viagra in your eye it`ll make you look a prick.
which eye, the right or left or....let us know how you get on.
viagra is a pill to put it in your eye you would have to crush it and if you put a crushed pill in your eye your dumb dont believe everything you hear
very funny..........................
That is totally not true. It would make you go blind or something
try putting it under your tongue, the pill might get into the bloodstream quicker in the same way heart pills do. You have to remember that all pills are designed to be absorbed in different ways which is why they have instructions. For example some should be taken with food, before food or after food as the acid in the stomache reacts to the pills coating in different ways depending on the contents at the time. i hope that makes sense I know what it is I am trying to say. LOL!!
*shakes head*





Thank you for the 2 points!
hehe its an oldie but a goodie
wow
Put the bong down and step away...
the old'ens are the best!!
Wow that blew my mind.
Is this your idea of making an old joke into a question?


Go to bed you silly child.
hahahaha
i think you will be looking hard to see it if you stick it in your eye. try rubbing it on

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